Damn Good Book

Sunday, June 1st, 2003 | Random Morsels

Just picked up Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation and its great… Totally Pete book – funny but factual. It talks about the mating habits of animals and plants across the planet but does it in the form of Dear Abby like letters which makes it really fun to read… Sections that start out like

“Dear Dr. Tatiana,

Perhaps you can help. I don’t know wha’s happened to me. I’m a twenty-seven-year-old African elephant, and I ussed to enjoy showering at the water hole and other idle pleasures. But the joy has gone from my life. I feel angry all the time – if I see another bull elephant, I want to kill him. And i’m obsessed with sex. Night after night I have erotic dreams, and the sight of a beautiful cow sends me into a frenzy. Worst of all, my penis has turned green. Am I ill?

Anxious in Amboseli”

She then goes on to answer the leter with a lot of interesting and fun facts.. And the animals range from humans to trees, to bees, to elephants, to you name it…