Shirley Q. Liquor

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003 | Giggles

I got this from a friend the other day and it is too damn funny for words.. 😉 You have to register for mp3.com but I think thats safe enough… 🙂

Shirley Q Liquor

13 Comments to Shirley Q. Liquor

dwells
September 25, 2003

no comment

dwells
September 25, 2003

I have no comment- yes I do. this is too damn complicated.

Anonymous
December 19, 2003

Why do you think gay men predominate Shirley Q. Liquor’s fanbase??

James Forbes
March 6, 2004

Well, at the risk of being obvious, she does perform maily in gay bars… and drag has a history in the community…duh! We are also more politically incorrect at times, and, dare I say, more racists and have also some nastiness due to our own segregation, which is far from over. THta’s what her act is about… making people uncomfortable… and I guess that resonates more within our community than without. That an’ we will take any oportuniy to laugh at a man in a dress (I mean, for some of us every week, how tired is that? Scuse, me gotta go see a drag show).

Me

Ryan Thompson
April 24, 2004

Spike Lee gets money to make bad movies and recently made an awful one about blackface coming back into style: “Bamboozled”. The movie bombed and received awful reviews. Spike gets money from movie companies because they are afraid if they dont give it to him when he asks, he’ll call them racist. The ironic (and hipocritical) part is Spike probably hates Shirley, even though he just made a movie about blackface.

Kathy
June 29, 2004

I just saw the man live and he rocks. … She rocks.

Anyway, I’m a straight girl and I fell in love with him….my husband took me to the show and was indeed uncomfortable. He tells me that next time is going to have to be without him.

Back to her. I love the whole act! The cool thing about her is that she’s not hateful…I saw blacks, whites, gays and straights just eating her up.

Long live Shirley Q….and Watusi.

adrian
July 3, 2004

i was /am honored to have grown up in the same county as Shirley Q liquor, most people dont know that his started with a phone number that got around with an almost urban myth feel about it. no one new where how it got around but it was just constant rumors of who what how and where shirley was, at this time i t was not to uncommon to wait 2-5 hours to get thru and hear the new message of the day {or someitmes,week}, but it was always worth the wait, then she put out a few cassets adn now, well damn if we dont miss that gurl, but tickled pastel purple that all you dear people now can share and enjoy the fantabuluciousness which is Shirly Q, Liquor, {& chlamidia chanpagne, kmartina, lemonjelo,o-rangelo……etc….}

Kathy
July 5, 2004

Do any of you know where I can find a schedule for where he plays?! Does he even have one?

I’m in New Orleans, but definitely willing to travel a little to see him.

Kevin
July 29, 2004

I love Shirley. You can order phone calls from her: for 25 bucks, she will call a friend and talk about whatever is going on with him or her. She talked to Will for 30 minutes, and he said she was fantastic. The actor who does SQL also does two other characters, Betty Butterfield (a poor white woman who takes lots of tranquilizers and visits different churches looking for the right one, leading to some hilarious commentary on different denominations) and Dr Williams, a male 1970s doctor who prescribes Valium for every problem. In case of chest pains, he says “Take a Valium every five minutes until either the pain goes away or you pass out.”
Check them out at http://www.shirleyqliquor.com. if you want to chat about them, drop me a line.

Velveeta T Jones
August 6, 2004

how you durrin? I love me some Shirley Q Liquor honey. Good lawd gurl, these ignunt fools who has a problem wiff Shirley need to just move on an visit another site. Just like changin’ a channel on the TV box, sugar. Check out Betty Butterfield too. Shoooosh, that po white lady need to find a gud choich. I be prayin fo huh.

Axe you mama how she durrin. Axe huh if she can borra me fiddy cent so I can get me some menthol cigarettes.

shirleyqliquor.com

Jack
September 18, 2004

How you durrin, honey?
SQL is the greatest!!!
Sorry we missed ya this year.

Lord Kuroe Flash
October 4, 2004

DAMN! She is the funniest!
I loved the one, EXCUSE ME!!
IT WAS TO DAMN HILLARIOUS, I fell over in my chair!
So funny…Brain not working…Must find more SQL
Sound files or will faint…

Genatalia
November 8, 2004

How ya durrin’? You SQL haters need to go somewhere else shoo. I’m just as confruzeded as SQL I still don’t know “who’s is my baby’s daddy is?” I fell in love with SQl when a friend introduced me to her. She is so fu**ing hilarious and doesn’t give a sh** what people think of her as. I love you girl. I got to go so I can go get me some Catfish and cornbread, and colt shlits malt liquor. If any one has a list of performance dates/times i’d really appreciate a copy.Thanks *~~*GeNaTaLia