Tragic Fire

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005 | Giggles

From our humor mailing list at work:

Crawford, Texas (TODAY, NOT AP) – A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.